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Marge sort

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Programmers then and now

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Computer time is limited

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Computer rule

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AI will replace programmers

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docker compose illustrated

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The future of web development is AI. Get on or get left behind.

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Debugging images

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PHP: Gender\Gender - Manual

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parseInt(5)

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Backend 🤝 Frontend

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please help

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brain to bigger brain meme format with asking for help in programming. 1st is asking a friend, 2nd is asking stack overflow, 3rd is asking the JavaScript creator on twitter with a screenshot of someone @ing the JS creator on twitter and he responded "show the code please"
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Github > youtube

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Modern Font Requirements

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Aborted Virtual Machine

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Aborted VM rule

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Do not pass go **Do NOT align unspecified stuff**

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I hate alignment

Description, because "alt text" can't show it well:

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The Magic Cookie

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Laika - Bad Times (little known 90s song, whole thing is arguably a programmer humor joke)

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based on a real situation

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Found in psycopg docs

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Warning Don’t manually merge values to a query: hackers from a foreign country will break into your computer and steal not only your disks, but also your cds, leaving you only with the three most embarrassing records you ever bought. On cassette tapes. If you use the % operator to merge values to a query, con artists will seduce your cat, who will run away taking your credit card and your sunglasses with them. If you use + to merge a textual value to a string, bad guys in balaclava will find their way to your fridge, drink all your beer, and leave your toilet seat up and your toilet paper in the wrong orientation. You don’t want to manually merge values to a query: use the provided methods instead.
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Can I Make Guitar Hero From Scratch Using Only A Guitar?

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certificate_of_quality.png

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New and improved dev ops lifecycle

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Java Bros

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Shitposting Automation with Linux

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Shitposting Automation witj Linux

Shitposting Automation with Linux

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It all makes sense now

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Just a typical Friday deploy

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Dream job!

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Can't argue with that

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can't have SHIT in detroit

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it was a test database with like 3 rows, btw

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Typical

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Hope y'all are having a very NULL QA day

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a qa engineer walks into a bar. orders a beer. orders 0 beers. orders 999999999 beers. orders a lizard. orders -1 beers. orders a j;fda;ioifl. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
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The general feeling of documentating things

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Bret Hart - You're dereferencing a null pointer!

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May The Spirit of Easter Bless Our Production

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Corporate Branding

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I hate MSVC

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/42598837

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Mornings

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This might have some impact on efficiency

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Efficiency

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A Trial

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i use edit.com, notepad and geany btw

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crossposted from irc

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How my day is going:

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So today I discovered that there's a cron job that holds non-reproducible state that died, and now our system is fucked.

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Excel logic (now with 100% less AI!)

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Credit to [email protected]

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Inspired by ICastFist I remade an AI slop meme in 40 mins in blender

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PyPi tariff

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👊 TARIFF 🔥

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MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!

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App crashed to the point that even the error message has errors

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Excel logic

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Types of GitHub Users.

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https://comicss.art/comics/180

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Make Bash Great Again!!

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Tariffs

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https://comicss.art/comics/178

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Excel

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Being on-call as a dev in 2025

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js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php

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We're cooked y'all 🤣

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When you give your counter var a fire name

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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

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So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂

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It will happen eventually

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Arr, Captain, 'tis time for me to leave the crew

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Relatable

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Perfection within the week

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me when i find out i can use ssh to sign my git commits

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Friendship Ended With Mudasir meme: "Friendship ended with GPG, Now SSH is my best friend" salmans head is replaced with the openssh logo (puffy wearing a tie and sunglassel). The crossed pictures of mudasir are replaced with the GPG logo (blue lock with wing) and the `gpg --help` terminal output. The handshake has a diagram of an public-key private-key handshake overlayed.
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A rather modern Runestone, erected in Lund, Sweden, at Ericsson building entrance, in honour of Danish king Harald Blåtand ("Bluetooth") Gormsson

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Pain

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I love [object Object] DB

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When management forces you to use AI

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git workflow

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We all have been there

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Cybersecurity

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Safe passwords

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Funny thing at work, I was handling some legacy users - we need to make sure that on the next login, if they have a weak password, they have to change it.

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git push -f

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is my PR big enough ?

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Recursion

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Dev Interviews

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https://turnoff.us/geek/dev-interviews/

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The proper solution

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Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?

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First exposure to floating-point arithmetic

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Core Requirement

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What Drove You to Madness?

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Debugging

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I'm an Emacs developer

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@tsoding.bsky.social‬ on Bluesky: "I'm an Emacs developer. I'm developing RSI."
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Another meme inspired me to make this

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Inspiration: https://lemmy.world/post/27728627

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The devil said, “Take this glyph-laden grimoire and try to render it cross-platform.”

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Somewhere in the multiverse, someone enjoys the latest GPT developments..

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No Connection, No Flush

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ErikMcClure/bad-licenses: A compendium of absurd "open-source" licenses.

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Full Stack Development

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Most programmers just google it anyway

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O'Reily parody cover. Title: Vibe coding, subtitle : ChatGPT is a better programmer than you, sub sub title: it gets most of its code from stack overflow anyways
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The difference between programmers and testers

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Unless you work with aeroplanes or something

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Interview with Vibe Coder in 2025

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Junior Prompt Engineering

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Labels go brrrr

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Is "AI" A Buzzword?

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Poor Davey

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Junior Dev Vs Senior Dev

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that's true

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The best part of quitting a job

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Do any of you here use Programming socks?

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C programming book and Pink thigh highs under frequently bought together suggestion on Amazon

(Also are Programming socks memes welcome here?)

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PHP Sadness

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